…speak on it Bill!…

…speak on it Bill!…

…do it…done…

…do it…done…

…well…duh…

…well…duh…

…yup…this too…

…yup…this too…

atheistsblog:

“Be thankful that you have a life, and forsake your vain and presumptuous desire for a second one.”  ― Richard Dawkins

“There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. Moreover, since he is aware, however dimly, that his opinions are not rational, he becomes furious when they are disputed.” ― Bertrand Russell

I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone and not be defined by another person. — Oscar Wilde (via beautiful-ambition)

(via beautiful-ambition)

…a few ‘wise’ words…(from my jumbled but crazy logical brain)

…always live life looking forward…the past can not be changed…but your feelings about the past can be changed…YOU and your feelings CAN change…evolve…realize that in life, shit happens…its all about how we react to or choose to carry that ‘shit’ with us…its much easier to let it go and look ahead…we all make mistakes and have been a part of other peoples ‘mistakes’…love your life and the person you are because of ALL that has happened to you…the good and the bad…do you…but always look forward…and NEVER judge a person on one or two mistakes that they may have made…they do not make up the whole of the person…again, look past, look ahead…forward…at the very least, try…

I think thats it…

LOVE

I’m confused here… Is there some kind of program in place whereby the GOP sends out scouts nationwide looking for the biggest dickheads to recruit as talent. Is there a farm system for this where the rookie assholes start off in some kind of AA league (like the Grapefruit League - but for colossal douchebags). Do the assholes and fartknockers who show the most promise then get called up to be knobgobblers at the AAA level? And the biggest turdburglars - do they then get called up to the Big Show where they can share their fuckery with fellow USDA Prime colostomy bags on a national stage? Does this exist? Or is evolution at work? Was there some kind of primordial fuckface - like a paramecium fuckup? Did this eukaryotic bag of dicks eventually reproduce asexually by, in fact, fucking itself like all the other single-celled organisms had been telling it too for years? Or are these shitbirds the result of some kind of wormlike reproduction whereby someone’s asshole turns cancerous and falls off and then wriggles off only to put on a navy Brooks Brothers suit whereupon it joins its fellow malignant rectal growths in the halls of power? Are these fuckers the little white worms in day-old dog-shit with a $800 suit and a gold watch and an expense account? Or do these cocksuckers form from centrifugal force, coalescing from the noxious vapors that surely must fill the Rotunda? Is that where these fat, bloated, disgusting gasbags come from? Are they the moldy crusty scum left over in a wet spot on rancid mattress at a fleabag hot-sheets motel? Are they the ingrown pubic hair on some over-the-hill prostitute’s festering genitals?

…just read that over on gawker.com…omg…funny as all hell…my kind of response to that article…lmbao

Kids in the crib want dibs on the big man “Can he come out? Can he come out and slam a jam? “I’m his number one fan, yes I am” All these kids realize that I’m the man

…Chubb Rock…throw back on the radio on my drive home from work this morning…

…uh huh…TMI…

…ah the bathroom. the perfect place to reflect, be alone with your thoughts, browse the web, read random blogs and do so uninterrupted…but stay too long and one of your legs might start to get tingly and fall asleep…at that point you know you have been in there too damn long…yeah, I know ,TMI…got it…your welcome :-D